Welcome to the Time Travel Blog Series
Embark on a journey through time with Cody Rockwell, the time-traveling rock critic, and his girlfriend Ginny Rose, as they explore legendary concerts and iconic moments in rock history. Join them along with their curious kittens Sassy and River on an unforgettable adventure.
Cody's Rock Odyssey
Follow Cody, Ginny, Sassy, River, and Chevelle as they travel through time in a 1969 Chevelle SS time machine, experiencing the magic of rock music and visiting historic rock events.
Time Travel Blog Series Episode 1 Fleetwood Mac Rumors 1977
Rumours of Time Travel: Cody Rockwell Hits the Road with Fleetwood Mac
The year is 1977. Disco balls are throwing fractured light across crowded dancefloors, bell bottoms are swaying to the beat, and Fleetwood Mac is about to release an album that will define a generation. And smack-dab in the middle of it all? Legendary time-traveling rock critic Cody Rockwell, his ever-patient girlfriend Ginny Rose, and their feline companions, Sassy and River.
This week, the 1969 Chevelle SS (which, as any self-respecting Midwesterner knows, is more than just a car – it's practically a member of the family) has materialized backstage at a Fleetwood Mac concert. Cody, sporting a pair of aviators that scream "rock and roll," is ready to witness the magic of the Rumours tour firsthand. Ginny Rose, ever the voice of reason, reminds him to "try not to get too starstruck, Cody," while subtly adjusting his collar.
Sassy, Cody’s curious calico, is immediately captivated by the backstage bustle. She attempts to climb a stack of Marshall amps, mistaking them for particularly plush scratching posts, while River, Ginny Rose’s tabby and a devout Led Zeppelin fan, eyes the scene with a withering "this is no Stairway to Heaven" glare.
Cody, meanwhile, is in his element. He navigates the backstage labyrinth with the confidence of a seasoned roadie, dodging cables and narrowly avoiding a collision with a catering trolley laden with lukewarm coffee and questionable sandwiches. He manages to snag an interview with Stevie Nicks herself, who, between sips of herbal tea and drags from a cigarette, shares insights into the tumultuous relationships that fueled the album's creation.
"You know, Cody," Stevie confides, her voice a smoky whisper, "sometimes the greatest inspiration comes from the deepest heartache." Cody, scribbling furiously in his notebook, nods in sage agreement, though he secretly suspects his own heartache stems mostly from the questionable backstage sandwiches.
As the band takes the stage, Cody and Ginny Rose find a spot in the wings, the thrumming energy of the crowd washing over them. Sassy, having finally conquered the Marshall stack, perches atop it like a furry gargoyle, while River curls up in Ginny Rose's lap, paws firmly covering her ears.
The opening chords of "The Chain" ring out, and Cody is transported. He witnesses the raw emotion, the musical brilliance, the sheer power of Fleetwood Mac in their prime. He sees Lindsey Buckingham's furious guitar solos, Christine McVie's soulful keyboard melodies, and the undeniable chemistry between Stevie and Lindsey, a volatile mix of love, anger, and creative genius.
Later, back in the Chevelle, cruising down a moonlit highway, Cody reflects on the experience. "Ginny Rose," he says, a dreamy look in his eyes, "that was… transcendent. Pure musical magic."
Ginny Rose smiles, patting his hand. "Yes, dear," she replies, "but don't forget, we have to be back by Tuesday. Your editor wants that review on his desk by Wednesday morning, and you know how he gets when deadlines are missed."
Cody sighs. Even time travel has its limitations. And deadlines. Especially when you're a rock critic from the Midwest. But hey, at least he has a good story to tell. And maybe, just maybe, he'll sneak a few extra cat treats for Sassy and River for their patience. After all, they've earned it.
Time Travel Blog Series Episode 2 Prince Purple Rain Tour 1984
Purple Reign with a Purring Passenger: Cody Rockwell Rocks the '84 Purple Rain Tour
The pungent aroma of hairspray and anticipation hung thick in the air as Cody Rockwell, legendary time-traveling rock critic, steered his trusty 1969 Chevelle SS (also a time machine, naturally) towards Minneapolis, 1984. His mission: to catch Prince, the enigmatic musical genius, at the peak of his "Purple Rain" tour.
Joining him on this chronological crusade were his usual entourage: Sassy, his inquisitive calico kitten with a penchant for vintage guitar picks, and his ever-patient girlfriend, Ginny Rose, accompanied by her own feline companion, River, a laid-back tabby with a surprising fondness for Led Zeppelin.
"Are you sure about this, Cody?" Ginny Rose asked, adjusting her Wayfarers. "Prince seems a bit... flamboyant for your usual tastes."
"My dear Ginny," Cody replied with a wink, "a true rock critic appreciates talent in all its forms. Besides," he added, scratching Sassy behind the ears, "Sassy here has developed a strange fascination with purple. I suspect she's hoping Prince will let her play his symbol-shaped guitar."
Sassy, in response, let out a meow that sounded suspiciously like a power chord.
The Chevelle, with a throaty roar that echoed through the decades, materialized backstage at the First Avenue nightclub. The air crackled with energy as roadies scurried about, and the faint strains of "Let's Go Crazy" reverberated through the walls.
Suddenly, a figure emerged from the shadows, draped in purple velvet and radiating an aura of otherworldly cool. It was Prince himself, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
"You must be Cody Rockwell," Prince said, his voice a soft purr. "I've heard tales of your time-traveling exploits."
"The pleasure is all mine, your Purpleness," Cody stammered, momentarily starstruck.
Sassy, meanwhile, had already leaped from Ginny's arms and was attempting to climb Prince's leg, leaving a trail of white fur on his velvet trousers.
"Seems like you've got an admirer," Prince chuckled, gently scooping up the persistent kitten. "Perhaps she can join the Revolution?"
The concert was an explosion of sound and light, a whirlwind of guitar riffs and sensual energy that left the audience breathless. Even River, usually indifferent to anything louder than a purr, found herself tapping her tail to the beat.
As the final notes of "Purple Rain" faded, Cody, Ginny Rose, and their feline companions found themselves backstage once more, sharing a plate of pancakes with Prince (who, surprisingly, was a fan of maple syrup).
"So, what's your verdict, Rockwell?" Prince asked, a playful glint in his eye.
Cody, with a grin, raised his fork in a toast. "Simply electrifying, your Purpleness. A true testament to the power of rock and roll."
As the Chevelle roared back to the present, Sassy, clutching a souvenir purple feather boa, curled up in Ginny's lap, purring contentedly. Another successful mission for rock and roll's most dedicated (and time-traveling) critic, proving that even the most eccentric of artists can appreciate a good pair of argyle socks and a couple of furry companions.
KISS 1977 Episode 4
Live Throwing Copper (1994) Episode 3
Throwing Copper Back in Time: Cody Rockwell Reviews Live in '94
Cody Rockwell, the world's only time-traveling rock critic (and let's face it, the only one we need), buckled up in his trusty '69 Chevelle SS, a vehicle as comfortable traversing the space-time continuum as it is cruising down the highway. His curious calico, Sassy, perched on the dashboard, tail twitching with anticipation. Joining them for this chronal joyride were Cody's ever-patient girlfriend, Ginny, and her perpetually chill tabby, River, who seemed to view time travel with the same nonchalance as a particularly long nap. Their destination: 1994, to catch Live in their prime, touring behind the explosive album "Throwing Copper."
"Buckle up, Ginny, Tony," Cody announced, adjusting his signature aviator sunglasses, "We're about to witness the pinnacle of 90s alt-rock angst!"
Tony Martin, former Black Sabbath frontman and Cody's regular time-traveling companion (because who better to judge a band's live performance than a metal legend?), grunted in approval from the backseat. "Hopefully they're a bit louder than that Floyd cat you're so fond of," he grumbled, subtly glaring at River, who was now dozing peacefully on Ginny's lap.
With a screech of tires and a flash of temporal displacement, the Chevelle materialized in a dusty parking lot behind a mid-sized concert venue. The air crackled with anticipation, and the faint scent of patchouli oil mingled with the aroma of questionable street food.
"Ah, the 90s," Cody sighed, inhaling deeply. "A time of flannel shirts, Doc Martens, and existential dread set to a driving guitar riff."
The concert was a maelstrom of raw energy. Ed Kowalczyk's distinctive vocals soared over Chad Taylor's thunderous drumming and Patrick Dahlheimer's melodic bass lines, while Chad Gracey's guitar weaved a tapestry of sonic intensity. Sassy, surprisingly, seemed mesmerized by the spectacle, her feline eyes wide with wonder. Even River, roused from his slumber, twitched an ear in appreciation.
"Not bad," Tony conceded, nodding his head to the rhythm. "Though they could use a bit more… darkness." He then proceeded to hum a particularly doom-laden Sabbath riff, much to Ginny's amusement.
After the show, Cody, ever the intrepid reporter, managed to snag a backstage pass (acquired through methods he described as "a little temporal manipulation and a lot of charm"). He engaged Ed Kowalczyk in a deep conversation about the band's creative process, the philosophical underpinnings of their lyrics, and the challenges of staying grounded amidst the whirlwind of success.
"It was like staring into the soul of 90s angst," Cody declared, scribbling furiously in his notebook. "Raw, powerful, and surprisingly insightful."
As the Chevelle roared back to the present, leaving the echoes of "Lightning Crashes" and "I Alone" behind, Cody couldn't help but smile. Another successful mission in the books, another legendary concert experienced, and another insightful review ready to be published. And, of course, another adventure shared with his favorite companions – Ginny, Tony, Sassy, and the ever-sleepy River.
Episode 6 1973 6 Led Zeppelin 1973
**Title: Rockin' Through the Ages: Cody Rockwell and the Feline Time Travelers**
In the realm of music criticism, few figures shine as brightly as the legendary Cody Rockwell, a time-traveling rock critic with a flair for the dramatic and a heart full of rock 'n' roll spirit. Accompanied by his curious calico kitten Sassy and his loving, patient girlfriend Ginny Rose—who happens to have her own laid-back tabby kitten, River, with an affinity for Led Zeppelin—Cody is about to embark on an adventure that will leave them purring with delight. Buckle up as they hop into their trusty 1969 Chevelle SS and set sail for 1973 to catch Led Zeppelin in their prime!
As the sun dipped low, igniting the sky in a riot of oranges and purples, Cody slid behind the wheel of the Chevelle, its engine rumbling like a sleeping giant awakening. Sassy, with her vibrant patchwork coat, hopped into the passenger seat, her eyes twinkling with mischief. Meanwhile, River, the tabby with a penchant for lounging, settled into the backseat, ready for whatever rock-infused shenanigans awaited them.
“Are we ready to rock the time continuum?” Cody asked, adjusting his signature fedora, a hat he claimed granted him “instant credibility” as a rock critic. Ginny chuckled, her hair catching the last rays of sunlight. “As long as we don’t end up in the wrong decade, I’m all in!”
With a turn of the ignition, the Chevelle roared to life. The air crackled with excitement as they punched in the coordinates for 1973. In an instant, the world around them blurred, colors swirling like a psychedelic dream, and Sassy’s fur stood on end from the sheer energy of it all. River, however, simply yawned, clearly unimpressed by the cosmic journey, as if to say, “Wake me up when we get to the concert.”
Emerging from the time warp, they found themselves in the midst of a bustling concert scene, complete with the sweet sounds of guitar riffs and the unmistakable aroma of popcorn and patchouli. The atmosphere buzzed with anticipation, and Cody felt the familiar thrill of being on the brink of rock history. “This is it!” he exclaimed, tapping his notepad like a gavel, ready to capture every moment.
As they navigated through the crowd, Sassy darted between legs, making friends with other kittens while River ambled along, taking his sweet time to sniff out any potential snack opportunities. “I think River is on a mission,” Ginny quipped, watching the tabby weave through the throngs of fans. “Either that or he’s just really committed to his ‘chill’ vibe.”
Finally making their way to the front row, the stage glowed like a beacon of rock glory. Cody could hardly contain himself as Led Zeppelin took the stage, and the crowd erupted in cheers. He leaned closer to Ginny, “Do you think they’ll notice us? I mean, how could they not? We have kittens!”
As the first notes of “Whole Lotta Love” filled the air, Sassy leaped onto Cody’s shoulder, clearly feeling the rhythm, while River settled at Ginny’s feet, as if he were the world’s most relaxed concertgoer. The music surged through them, and Cody scribbled furiously in his notepad, capturing the magic of the moment. “If I could bottle this energy, I’d sell it as ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Elixir,’” he declared, earning a laugh from Ginny.
The night unfolded in a blur of epic solos, soaring vocals, and a few impromptu kitty antics. Sassy, emboldened by the rock energy, decided that the best view was from atop Cody’s head, while River, having found a stray french fry, became an unwilling celebrity among the nearby fans. “Who knew River had such star power?” Ginny joked, snapping a quick photo of her tabby, now the center of attention.
As the concert reached its crescendo, Cody felt a wave of gratitude wash over him. “This is what it’s all about,” he said, glancing at Ginny and their two feline companions, each lost in their own world of music and mischief. “Rock ‘n’ roll and good company.”
When the final chords of “Stairway to Heaven” faded into the night, Cody, Ginny, Sassy, and River made their way back to the Chevelle, hearts full and spirits soaring. “Next time, we should bring a guitar for Sassy,” Cody mused, grinning. “She might just be the next rock star!”
As they sped back to the present, the warm glow of the headlights illuminating the night, they left behind a trail of laughter and unforgettable memories. In a universe where music transcends time and kittens possess their own brand of magic, one thing was clear: the spirit of rock would forever unite even the most unlikely of companions, proving that every journey is better with a little humor and a lot of love.
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KISS and Tell: Rockwell Rocks Out with the Hottest Band in the Land (Circa '77)
Cody Rockwell, the rock and roll time traveler with a penchant for platform shoes and a nose for a good riff, has set his sights on 1977. Why, you ask? Well, besides the questionable fashion choices and the rise of disco (which Rockwell naturally despises), 1977 was the year KISS ruled the world. And Rockwell, accompanied by his ever-patient girlfriend Ginny Rose and their feline companions, Sassy (a curious calico) and River (a laid-back tabby with a love for Led Zeppelin), just had to be there for the spectacle.
Trading in his usual DeLorean for a cherry red 1969 Chevelle SS (hey, a guy's gotta switch it up sometimes), Rockwell and his entourage hit 88 mph and landed smack-dab in the middle of KISS's "Love Gun" tour. Now, imagine the scene: pyrotechnics, screaming fans, platform boots that could rival Mount Everest, and enough hairspray to deplete the ozone layer. Rockwell, naturally, fit right in.
Sassy, ever the adventurer, immediately took a liking to Gene Simmons's demon boots, much to the bassist's amusement. River, on the other hand, was more interested in finding a quiet corner backstage to nap, the cacophony of KISS's anthems blending seamlessly into his dreams of Jimmy Page guitar solos. Ginny Rose, bless her soul, navigated the chaos with grace, even managing to snag an autograph from Paul Stanley (who, according to Rockwell, was "totally smitten" with her).
Rockwell, armed with his trusty notepad and an endless supply of witty quips, chronicled the experience with his usual flair. He marveled at the band's stage presence, the sheer energy of their performance, and the undeniable connection they had with their fans. He even managed to sneak in a quick interview with Ace Frehley, who, between guitar licks and puffs of a cigarette, revealed the secret to his signature smoking guitar (it involves a lot of lighter fluid and a healthy disregard for fire safety regulations).
Of course, no Rockwell adventure is complete without a little mishap. In this case, it involved a rogue bottle rocket, a startled Sassy, and a near-miss with Peter Criss's drum kit. But hey, it wouldn't be rock and roll without a little danger, right?
As the final notes of "Rock and Roll All Nite" faded and the smell of hairspray lingered in the air, Rockwell and his crew piled back into the Chevelle, leaving behind a trail of glitter and a legendary story that would be recounted for decades to come. After all, who else but Cody Rockwell could time travel to 1977, hang out with KISS, and live to tell the tale (with a healthy dose of humor, of course)?
Rock 'n' Roll Time Cops: Cody Rockwell Reviews REO Speedwagon, 1981
Cody Rockwell, the world's only time-traveling rock critic (and let's be honest, one is probably enough), adjusted his aviator sunglasses and grinned at his girlfriend, Ginny Rose. "Ready for some serious '80s cheese, babe?"
Ginny, ever the patient soul, simply smiled and rolled her eyes. "As I'll ever be, Cody. Just try not to break the spacetime continuum this time, okay?"
With that, Cody slammed his foot on the gas pedal of his cherry-red 1969 Chevelle SS, sending a plume of exhaust fumes (and possibly a minor temporal anomaly) into the air. Beside him, Sassy, his curious calico kitten, pawed at the window, clearly unimpressed with the lack of dinosaurs in this particular time period. In the back, Ginny snuggled with River, her tabby kitten, who was already sporting a tiny, custom-made Led Zeppelin t-shirt. Their destination: 1981, to catch REO Speedwagon at the peak of their powers on the Hi Infidelity tour.
Now, Cody was a man of discerning taste, a connoisseur of rock and roll in all its forms. But even he had a soft spot for the unabashed, arena-rock anthems of REO Speedwagon. Besides, he had a hunch that experiencing "Keep On Loving You" amidst a sea of lighters (and questionable '80s hairstyles) would be a truly singular experience.
Arriving at the packed arena, Cody and Ginny were immediately hit with a wave of hairspray and the scent of stale beer. Sassy, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of human leg warmers, promptly retreated into Ginny's handbag. River, on the other hand, seemed strangely drawn to the drum solo echoing from within the arena.
The show itself was a spectacle of pure '80s excess. Kevin Cronin's voice soared over the roar of the crowd, Neal Doughty's keyboard solos were… enthusiastic, and Gary Richrath's guitar riffs were sharper than the shoulder pads on the girl in front of them. Cody, caught up in the moment, found himself singing along to "Take It on the Run" with a fervor he hadn't felt since he accidentally stumbled into a Bay City Rollers concert in 1975 (a story for another time, perhaps).
As the final notes of "Roll With the Changes" faded away, Cody turned to Ginny, a wide grin plastered across his face. "See? I told you it'd be epic!"
Ginny, ever the voice of reason, simply chuckled. "It was certainly… something, Cody. Now, about getting back to our own time? I think River might be trying to join the band."
Indeed, the tabby kitten was now weaving its way through the maze of amplifiers, clearly intent on auditioning for the role of "feline percussionist." Cody sighed. "This is going to be interesting."
And with that, our intrepid time travelers, their feline companions in tow, braced themselves for another chaotic journey through the swirling vortex of time. After all, in the world of Cody Rockwell, rock 'n' roll history was always just a DeLorean ride away.
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